Q: How many Bill Clintons
| Clinton jokes
Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb? A: He doesn't! He whines a while, says "I feel your pain", and gets congress to pass a billion dollar light security bill, and blames Republicans and special interests for not making lightbulbs free.
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Q:Once there was the tooth fairy, Santa Claus,
| Blonde jokes
Q:Once there was the tooth fairy, Santa Claus, Easter bunny, a smart blonde and a dumb blonde they were walking down the road when they saw a $100 dollars bill who gets it?? A: No one the first four dont exsist and the other blonde thought it was a gumwraper!
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There were three guys in an
| Aviation jokes
There were three guys in an airplane. One guy dropped a rock, another dropped a brick, and the last dropped a grenade. When they got back on the ground they were walking down the street and they saw a woman crying. Being the gentlemen they are they went up to ask her why she was crying she s
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What did the elephant say when it saw the
| Dog jokes
What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road? Look out for the mice!
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There was an engineer who had an
| Humor jokes
There was an engineer who had an exceptional gift for fixing all things mechanical. After serving his company loyally for over 30 years, he happily retired. Several years later the company contacted him regarding a seemingly impossible problem they were having with one of their multi-million do
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Would you like a duck egg for supper? Only if you quack it for me.