Why are elephants no good at Net
| Internet jokes
Why are elephants no good at Net surfing? Because they're scared of the mouse.
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Q: What did a blind boy's parent's
| Blind jokes
Q: What did a blind boy's parent's do to punish him? A: Rearranged the furniture
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Q: How do you keep a
| Blonde jokes
Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense? A: Give her a mirror and tell her to wait for the other person to say 'hi.
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One day a man was sleeping and the neighbor's
| Dirty jokes
One day a man was sleeping and the neighbor's little girl entered his house, woke him up and said, "What is that between your legs?" He replied that is "my bird." He went back to sleep. She came back later and said, "What's that furry stuff around your bird?" He replied that's "my nest." So he w
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One day the bass player hid one of the
| Music jokes
One day the bass player hid one of the drummer's sticks. The drummer said, "finally! After being a drummer for so long, now I am a conductor!"
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Liam had left Dublin to go up to Belfast for a bit of skydiving, Late Sunday evening he was found in tree by a farmer. What happened said the farmer, Liam replied, that his parachute failed to open, well said the farmer if you had of asked the locals before you jumped, they would have told you nothing opens here on a Sunday.