Where do old bowling balls end up?
| Sport jokes
Where do old bowling balls end up? In the gutter!
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What's the definition of unlikely?
| Accountant jokes
What's the definition of unlikely? A photo-spread in Playboy titled 'The World's Top Accountants - Nude!.
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A woman
| Dirty jokes
A woman went to the doctor and complained that she was suffering from I knee pains. "Do you indulge in any activity that puts a lot of pressure on your knees?" asked the doctor. "Every night, my husband and I have sex on the floor doggy style." "I see," said the doctor. "You know, there are
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Monster: I'm so ugly.
| Beauty jokes
Monster: I'm so ugly. Ghost: It's not that bad! Monster: It is! When my grandfather was born they passed out cigars. When my father was born they just passed out cigarettes. When I was born they simply passed out.
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An astronaut in space was asked by a reporter,
| Space jokes
An astronaut in space was asked by a reporter, "How do you feel?" "How would you feel," the astronout replied, "if you were stuck here, on top of 20,000 parts each one supplied by the lowest bidder?"
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What kind of bees hum and drop things ? A fumble bee !