An elderly widow and
| Old age jokes
An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally decided to ask her to marry. She immediately said "yes". The next morning when he awoke, he couldn't remember what her answer was! "Was she happy? I think so, wait, no, she looked at me funny..." After about an hou
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An American tourist was visiting a quaint
| Ethnic jokes
An American tourist was visiting a quaint country village, and got talking to a farmer in the local pub. "And have you lived here all your life, Sir?" asked the American. "Not yet, m'dear," said the farmer wisely.
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Monster: Doctor, doctor, I'm a blood-sucking
| Dentist jokes
Monster: Doctor, doctor, I'm a blood-sucking monster and I keep needing to eat doctors. Doctor: Oh what a shame. I'm a dentist.
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How many ducks would there be,
| Bird jokes
How many ducks would there be, if you saw two ducks in front of two ducks, two ducks between two ducks, and two ducks behind two ducks? Answer: 4 ducks-because they are in a row.
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My brother's looking for a girlfriend. Trouble
| Humor jokes
My brother's looking for a girlfriend. Trouble is, he can't find a girl who loves him as much as he loves himself.
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Men are like pillows. Eventually, even the best ones get soft and lumpy.