One night, this guy come
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. Then he asks for another. After a couple more drinks, the bartender gets worried. "What's the matter?" the bartender asks. "My wife and I got into a fight," explained the guy "and now she isn't talking to me for a wh
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What do fishermen say
| Halloween jokes
What do fishermen say on Halloween? "Trick-or-trout!"
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Why was the glow worm unhappy ?
| Insect jokes
Why was the glow worm unhappy ? Because her children weren't that bright !
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Retired gentlemen went to apply for social
| Dirty jokes
Retired gentlemen went to apply for social security. After waiting in line for quite a long time, he arrives at the counter. The woman behind the counter asked him for his identification to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he has left his wallet at home. He told the woma
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Doctor: 'Your recovery was a miracle!
| Religious jokes
Doctor: 'Your recovery was a miracle! Patient: 'PRAISE GOD. Now I don't have to pay you!
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Why are elephants no good at Net surfing? Because they’re scared of the mouse.