Q: What did the Egyptian man say to the
| Ethnic jokes
Q: What did the Egyptian man say to the Egyptian woman? A: "Come behind the pyramid, and I'll make you a mummy!"
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What do you call a cow with no front legs?
| Cow jokes
What do you call a cow with no front legs? Lean Beef
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Why do worms taste like chewing gum
| Insect jokes
Why do worms taste like chewing gum ? Because they're wrigleys !
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How much deeper would the ocean be
| Answer me this jokes
How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
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If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the
| Dirty jokes
If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love? The swallow.
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The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money. Many people had tried over time (weight-lifters, longshoremen, etc.) but nobody could do it. One day this scrawny little man came into the bar, wearing thick glasses and a polyester suit, and said in a tiny squeaky voice ” I’d like to try the bet” After the laughter had died down, the bartender said OK, grabbed a lemon, and squeezed away. Then he handed the wrinkled remains of the rind to the little man. But the crowd’s laughter turned to total silence as the man clenched his fist around the lemon and six drops fell into the glass!! As the crowd cheered, the bartend er paid the $1000, and asked the little man “what do you do for a living? Are you a lumberjack, a weight-lifter, or what?” The scrawny little man replied “I work for the IRS.”