Three weeks after her wedding

What do you call a man who has been

| Dead and dying jokes

What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years? Pete.

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Monster: I've got to walk 25 miles

| Car and train jokes

Monster: I've got to walk 25 miles home. Ghost: Why don't you take a train. Monster: I did once, but my mother made me give it back.

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Why did God invent economists?

| Accountant jokes

Why did God invent economists? So accountants could have someone to laugh at.

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Q: How did a blind man drive his car?

| Blind jokes

Q: How did a blind man drive his car? A: One hand on the wheel; the other on the road.

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How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling

| Cat jokes

How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling ? She's got that down in the mouth look !

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Three weeks after her wedding day, Joanna called her minister. “Reverend,” she wailed, “John and I had a DREADFUL fight!” “Calm down, my child,” said the minister, “it’s not half as bad as you think it is. Every marriage has to have its first fight!” “I know, I know!” said Joanna, “but what am I going to do with the BODY?”