How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling
| Cat jokes
How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling ? She's got that down in the mouth look !
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Why are fish cleverer than humans?
| Fishing jokes
Why are fish cleverer than humans? Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?
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Johnny was racing
| Birthday jokes
Johnny was racing around the garden on his new bicycle and called out to his mother to watch his tricks. 'Look, Mum! No hands! Look, Mum! No feet! Waaah! Look, Mum! No teeth!
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Smart man +
| Women jokes
Smart man + Smart Woman = Romance Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Affair Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Marriage'
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What's the most wicked thing a
| Accountant jokes
What's the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do? Go into town and gang-audit someone.
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The Michaels family owned a small farm in Canada, just yards away from the North Dakota border. Their land had been the subject of a minor dispute between the United States and Canada for generations. Mrs. Michaels, who had just celebrated her ninetieth birthday, lived on the farm with her son and three grandchildren. One day, her son came into her room holding a letter. “I just got some news, Mom,” he said. “The government has come to an agreement with the people in Washington. They’ve decided that our land is really part of the United States. We have the right to approve or disapprove of the agreement. What do you think?” “What do I think?” his mother said. “Jump at it! Call them right now and tell them we accept! I don’t think I could stand another one of those Canadian winters!”