Teacher: You’re new

Doctor, doctor, I'm so ugly. What can I do

| Halloween jokes

Doctor, doctor, I'm so ugly. What can I do about it? Hire yourself out for Halloween parties.

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Waiter, is there soup on the menu ?

| Waiter jokes

Waiter, is there soup on the menu ? No, madam I wiped it off !

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Q: How do you get a

| Dirty jokes

Q: How do you get a blonde pregnant? A: Come in her shoes and let the flies do the rest.

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Why is it that birds are quickly sold

| Sport jokes

Why is it that birds are quickly sold when they come up on the transfer market? They tend to go cheep!

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Q: How many Cancerians does it take

| Zodiac jokes

Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.

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Teacher: You’re new here aren’t you, what’s your name? Pupil: Fred Mickey Smith