Q: What problems would

Teacher: You're new

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Teacher: You're new here aren't you, what's your name? Pupil: Fred Mickey Smith

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What's red and green and wears

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What's red and green and wears boxing gloves? A fruit punch.

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Which insect didn't play well in goal?

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Which insect didn't play well in goal? The fumble bee!

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The Michaels family owned a small farm in

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The Michaels family owned a small farm in Canada, just yards away from the North Dakota border. Their land had been the subject of a minor dispute between the United States and Canada for generations. Mrs. Michaels, who had just celebrated her ninetieth birthday, lived on the farm with her son

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Would you like a duck egg for supper?

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Would you like a duck egg for supper? Only if you quack it for me.

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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? A: I’d probably lose my buzz a lot faster.