A old snake goes to see
| Snake jokes
A old snake goes to see his Doctor. "Doc, I need something for my eyes...can't see well these days". The Doc fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in 2 weeks. The snake comes back in 2 weeks and tells the doctor he's very depressed. Doc says, "What's the problem...didn't t
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A general noticed one of his soldiers
| Military jokes
A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly. The soldier would pick up any piece of paper he found, frown and say, "That's not it" and put it down again. This went on for some time, until the general arranged to have the soldier psychologically tested. The psychologist concluded that
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Visitor: You're very quiet,
| Money jokes
Visitor: You're very quiet, Jennifer. Jennifer: Well, my mum gave me a dollar not to say anything about your red nose.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot
| Cat jokes
What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot ? A carrot !
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Did you hear about the man in the electric chair who asked the executioner to reverse the charges ?