Mother: Jared, get your little
| Brother and sister jokes
Mother: Jared, get your little sister's hat out of that puddle. Jared: I can't mum, she's got it strapped too tight under her chin!
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Whats a frogs favourite game ?
| Frog jokes
Whats a frogs favourite game ? It's croak-et !
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Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!
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Victim (to mugger): But my watch isn't any
| Criminal jokes
Victim (to mugger): But my watch isn't any good, it only has sentimental value. Mugger: That's all right. I'm sentimental.
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Two robbers were
| Police jokes
Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, "I hear sirens. Jump!" The second one said, "But we're on the 13th floor!" The first one screamed back, "This is no time to be superstitious."
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Q. What’s the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist? A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.