Waiter, waiter,theres a hand in my
| Waiter jokes
Waiter, waiter,theres a hand in my soup. "That's not your soup, sir, that's your finger bowl."
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What kind of girl does a hamburger like?
| Burger jokes
What kind of girl does a hamburger like? Any girl named Patty!
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This man was sitting quietly reading his
| Marriage jokes
This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when his wife sneaks up behind him and wacks him on the back of his head with a huge frying pan. Man: "What was that for?" Wife: "What was that piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Marylou writ
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Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies
| Movie and TV jokes
Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet ? To boldly go where no man has been before !
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What is the biggest ant in the world ?
| Insect jokes
What is the biggest ant in the world ? An elephant !
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Two men are talking. The first sez, “I got married because I was tired of eating out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry and wearing shabby clothes.” “Amazing,” said the second, “I just got divorced for the very same reasons.”