Teacher: If I lay one egg here and another
| School jokes
Teacher: If I lay one egg here and another there, how many eggs will there be? Fred: None! Fred (surprised): Why not? Fred: Because you can't lay eggs!
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How do you make a cheeseburger sad?
| Burger jokes
How do you make a cheeseburger sad? Make it with blue cheese!
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Do you enjoy websurfing?
| Internet jokes
Do you enjoy websurfing? No way! my mum warned me to stay away from the net!
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What kind of pig do sows dislike?
| Pig jokes
What kind of pig do sows dislike? Male Chauvinist Pigs.
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Papa, why is it that dentists call their
| Dentist jokes
Papa, why is it that dentists call their offices dental parlors?" "Because they are drawing-rooms, my son."
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Why were ancient Egyptian children confused? Because their daddies were mummies.