Why were ancient Egyptian

Teacher: If I lay one egg here and another

| School jokes

Teacher: If I lay one egg here and another there, how many eggs will there be? Fred: None! Fred (surprised): Why not? Fred: Because you can't lay eggs!

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How do you make a cheeseburger sad?

| Burger jokes

How do you make a cheeseburger sad? Make it with blue cheese!

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Do you enjoy websurfing?

| Internet jokes

Do you enjoy websurfing? No way! my mum warned me to stay away from the net!

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What kind of pig do sows dislike?

| Pig jokes

What kind of pig do sows dislike? Male Chauvinist Pigs.

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Papa, why is it that dentists call their

| Dentist jokes

Papa, why is it that dentists call their offices dental parlors?" "Because they are drawing-rooms, my son."

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Why were ancient Egyptian children confused? Because their daddies were mummies.