Waiter, this coffee
| Waiter jokes
Waiter, this coffee tastes like dirt! Yes sir, thats because it was only ground this morning.
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As the bus came to the stop, the man
| Bus jokes
As the bus came to the stop, the man at the front of the queue took out his eye, threw it up in the air and caught it before getting on the bus. An amazed conductor said, 'What on earth did you do that for?' 'I wanted to know if there was room on top,' replied the man.
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Why did a anowman send his father to
| Snowman jokes
Why did a anowman send his father to Siberia? Because he wanted frozen pop !
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What did the tooth say to the
| Teeth jokes
What did the tooth say to the dentist? "Fill 'er up!"
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How can you double your money?
| Money jokes
How can you double your money? Look at it in a mirror.
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If storks bring human babies, what bring monster babies? Cranes.