How come the giant Ape climbed up
| Gorilla jokes
How come the giant Ape climbed up the side of the skyscraper? The elevator was broken!
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A frog came into a bank to obtain a loan. He
| Frog jokes
A frog came into a bank to obtain a loan. He spoke to the loan officer Mr. Paddywack. When Mr. Paddywack asked the frog what he had for loan collateral, the frog held out his hand. "What's that?" asked Mr. Paddywack, but the frog could not talk. So, Mr. Paddywack took the frog in to see the ma
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?
| Lawyer jokes
How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Cut the rope.
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What did the Gorilla do when he saw the sign,
| Gorilla jokes
What did the Gorilla do when he saw the sign, 'Clean Washroom'? He cleaned it!
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Which aardvark holds the speed record?
| Aardvark jokes
Which aardvark holds the speed record? The nearsighted aardvark, who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!
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Treadwell walked into a Biloxi stationery store and asked, “Have you got any invisible ink?” “Certainly sir,” said the owner. “What color?”