QUESTION: What do you get from a bee
| Insect jokes
QUESTION: What do you get from a bee that has an udder? ANSWER: Milk and honey.
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What has four legs and goes, "Oom! Oom!"?
| Cow jokes
What has four legs and goes, "Oom! Oom!"? A cow walking backwards!
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If olive oil comes from
| Answer me this jokes
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
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I don't think this whole White House
| Political jokes
I don't think this whole White House scandal is good for parents. I caught my six year old son David in a lie, and he said we could discuss it tonight in a "National Town Meeting."
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What's a zombie say when he gets a letter from
| Letter jokes
What's a zombie say when he gets a letter from his girlfriend? It's a dead letter day.
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What did the Gorilla do when he saw the sign, ‘Clean Washroom’? He cleaned it!