A man is fibbing
| Dead and dying jokes
A man is fibbing away about how great things are in his country. Finally, he starts describing the tall buildings in his country. "There is a building so tall, it took my friend Alex 72 hours to fall off it!" "Oh, my God!" says his friend. "Surely he must have died!" "Of course. He was witho
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Brian was dating
| Men jokes
Brian was dating Lorraine and they were very close. While they were dating he met another woman named Clearly and wanted to start dating her but felt that he should be faithful to Lorraine. So he continued to date Lorraine. One day Brian took Lorraine on a walk in the woods by the river. As
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This
| Computer jokes
This little computer, said the sales clerk, "will do half of your job for you." Studying the machine, the senior VP said, "Fine, I'll take two."
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Customer: Why don't you eat here,
| Waiter jokes
Customer: Why don't you eat here, waiter? Waiter: Serving it is bad enough, I don't want to compound the felony.
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Why did the condom cross the road? Because it was pissed off.