How come the giant Ape climbed up

What's a ghosts favorite ride at the

| Ghost jokes

What's a ghosts favorite ride at the carnival? The roller ghosted.

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Q: How many Pentagon procurement officers

| Military jokes

Q: How many Pentagon procurement officers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Look, for only $87 billion, we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.

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Which fish can perform operations ?

| Fishing jokes

Which fish can perform operations ? A Sturgeon !

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How does a baby ghost cry?

| Baby jokes

How does a baby ghost cry? "Boo-hoo! Boo-hoo!"

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Where do spiders play their FA Cup

| Sport jokes

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final? Webley stadium!

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How come the giant Ape climbed up the side of the skyscraper? The elevator was broken!