What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot

Vietnam Vet

| Vietnamese

A man was being interviewed for a job. ""Were you in the service?"" asked the interviewer. ""Yes, I was a Marine,"" responded the applicant. ""Did you see any active duty?"" ""I was in Vietnam for 2 years and I have a partial disability."" ""May I ask what happened?"" ""Well, I had a grenade g

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Did you hear about the rookie Rhode

| Idiot and fool jokes

Did you hear about the rookie Rhode Island cop who gave out twenty-two parking tickets before he found out he was at a drive-in movie?

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Well, Mrs. OConnor, so you want a

| Marriage jokes

Well, Mrs. OConnor, so you want a divorce? the solicitor questioned his client. "Tell me about it. Do you have a grudge?" "Oh, no," replied Mrs. O'Connor. "Shure now, we have a carport." The solicitor tried again. "Well, does the man beat you up?" "No, no," said Mrs. O'Connor, looking puzzled. "

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A husband and wife were having dinner at a

| Divorce jokes

A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, says she'll see him later and walks away. His wife glares at him and says, "Who the hell was that?" "Oh," replies the husband, "s

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How much for a haircut?

| Hair and bald jokes

How much for a haircut? Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave? Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.

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What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot ? A carrot !