A man and a little boy entered a
| Hair and bald jokes
A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together. After the man received the full treatment - shave, shampoo, manicure, haircut, etc. - he placed the boy in the chair. "I'm goin' to buy a green tie to wear for the parade," he said. "I'll be back in a few minutes." When the boy's haircut
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What's a mouse's least favorite record ?
| Mouse jokes
What's a mouse's least favorite record ? What's up Pussycat !
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Republicans
| Political jokes
Republicans first began thinking like Republicans when they stopped believing in Santa Claus. Democrats became Democrats because they never stopped believing in Santa Claus.
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What did the Eskimo children
| Ethnic jokes
What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving? Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.
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Q: What can a
| Dirty jokes
Q: What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? A: Stick his bill up his ass.
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Why did the janitor take early retirement? Because he realized that grime doesn’t pay.