What is a dogs favourite flower ?
| Dog jokes
What is a dogs favourite flower ? Anything in your garden !
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What have men and spray paint in common?
| Dirty jokes
What have men and spray paint in common? One squeeze and they're all over you.
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Morty the producer dies and goes to
| Heaven and hell jokes
Morty the producer dies and goes to purgatory. The agent behind the counter says "So Morty, what's it gonna be Heaven or Hell?" Morty asks, "What's the difference?" Sid says "Take a look at the monitor over here." Morty goes to the monitor and sees scenes of heaven where people are quietly fl
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There was once a high-powered businessman who
| Business jokes
There was once a high-powered businessman who insisted on taking his three secretaries everywhere with him - a tall one for writing longhand, a short one for taking down shorthand, and a very small one for adding footnotes.
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Three men: an editor, a photographer, and a
| Journalist jokes
Three men: an editor, a photographer, and a journalist are covering a political convention in Miami. They decide to walk up and down the beach during their lunch hour. Halfway up the beach, they stumbled upon a lamp. As they rub the lamp a genie appears and says "Normally I would grant you t
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Q: How does a horny guy spell relief? A: B-L-O-N-D-E.