A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to
| Criminal jokes
A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store. "Listen," said the shoplifter, "I know you don't want any trouble either. What do you say I just buy the watch, and we forget about this?" The manager agreed and wrote up the sales slip. The crook looked
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Q: How does a blonde
| Blonde jokes
Q: How does a blonde high-5? A: She smacks herself in the forehead.
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Q. How can you tell if a man
| Men jokes
Q. How can you tell if a man is happy? A. Who cares?
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Did you go shopping for my birthday
| Birthday jokes
Did you go shopping for my birthday present? "Yeah, and I found the perfect thing." "What thing is that?" "Nothing!"
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My mother says I look just like an
| Bath jokes
My mother says I look just like an animal when I'm in the bath - a little bear.
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How many film directors does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he’s done, everyone says that his last light bulb was much better.