What does a bald elephant

What is yellow and goes bzzzzzz?

| Banana jokes

What is yellow and goes bzzzzzz? An electric banana.

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Doctor, doctor, my

| Baby jokes

Doctor, doctor, my baby's swallowed a watch! Give it some Epsom Salts: that should help it pass the time.

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It was Halloween and three

| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

It was Halloween and three vampires went into a saloon and bellied up to the bar. "What will you have?" the bartender asked. "I'll have a glass of blood," the first replied. "I'll have a glass of blood, too, please," said the second. "I'll have a glass of plasma," said the third. "OK, let me g

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An army sergeant told Private Perkins

| Idiot and fool jokes

An army sergeant told Private Perkins to go to the end of the line. He did, but then returned. "I thought I told you to go to the end of the line," barked the NCO. "Why did you come back?" "Because there's already somebody there!"

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YO MAMA SO STUPID WHEN

| Yo momma jokes

YO MAMA SO STUPID WHEN THEY SAID THAT IT IS CHILLY OUTSIDE,SHE WENT OUTSIDE WITH A BOWL AND A SPOON.

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What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee? A sheep.