What is yellow and goes bzzzzzz?
| Banana jokes
What is yellow and goes bzzzzzz? An electric banana.
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Doctor, doctor, my
| Baby jokes
Doctor, doctor, my baby's swallowed a watch! Give it some Epsom Salts: that should help it pass the time.
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It was Halloween and three
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
It was Halloween and three vampires went into a saloon and bellied up to the bar. "What will you have?" the bartender asked. "I'll have a glass of blood," the first replied. "I'll have a glass of blood, too, please," said the second. "I'll have a glass of plasma," said the third. "OK, let me g
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An army sergeant told Private Perkins
| Idiot and fool jokes
An army sergeant told Private Perkins to go to the end of the line. He did, but then returned. "I thought I told you to go to the end of the line," barked the NCO. "Why did you come back?" "Because there's already somebody there!"
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YO MAMA SO STUPID WHEN
| Yo momma jokes
YO MAMA SO STUPID WHEN THEY SAID THAT IT IS CHILLY OUTSIDE,SHE WENT OUTSIDE WITH A BOWL AND A SPOON.
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What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee? A sheep.