Student l: "Did
| Ghost jokes
Student l: "Did you know that ghosts are protected by the Constitution?" Student 2: "They are?" Student 1: "Sure. It's in the Bill of Frights!"
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What do you call the rabbit up the
| Elephant jokes
What do you call the rabbit up the elephant's sweater ? Terrified !
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What's big and grey and wears a mask
| Elephant jokes
What's big and grey and wears a mask ? The elephantom of the opera !
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A little monster was learning to play the
| Money jokes
A little monster was learning to play the violin,' I'm good, aren't I?' he asked his big brother. 'You should be on the radio,' said his brother. 'You think I'm that good?' 'No, I think you're terrible, but if you were on the radio, I could switch you off !
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Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses at the
| Christmas jokes
Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses at the beach ? Because he didn't want to be recognised !
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Who rode a dog and was a confederate general during the American Civil War ? Robert E Flea !