If buttered toast always
| Answer me this jokes
If buttered toast always lands buttered side down and a cat always lands on its feet, what would happen if you tied a pice of buttered toast on the back of a cat and dropped it?
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After the fall in
| Marriage jokes
After the fall in Garden of Eden, Adam was walking with his sons Cain and Abel. They passed by the ruins of the Garden of Eden. One of the boys asked, "What's that?" Adam replied, "Boys, that's where your mother ate us out of house and home."
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During the heat of the space race in the
| Aviation jokes
During the heat of the space race in the 1960's, the U.S. National Aeronautics and Space Administration decided it needed a ballpoint pen to write in the zero gravity confines of its space capsules. After considerable research and development, the Astronaut Pen was developed at a cost of
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On which day do monsters eat people?
| Monster jokes
On which day do monsters eat people? Chewsday.
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Q. How are husbands like lawn mowers?
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Q. How are husbands like lawn mowers? A. They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odours, and half the time they don't work.
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Q. Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? A. He didn’t have the guts too