A customer walks into a restaurant and
| Business jokes
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall: $500 If we fail to fill your order! When his waitress arrives, he orders elephant nuts on rye. She calmly writes down his order and walks into the kitchen where all hell breaks loose! The restaurant owner comes stormin
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What is the cow's holiday greeting?
| Christmas jokes
What is the cow's holiday greeting? Mooooory Christmas!
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Q: Ever wonder
| Food jokes
Q: Ever wonder about people who pay $2 for a bottle of Evian water? A: Just spell "Evian" backwards!
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Q: When did Clinton's friends become sure
| Clinton jokes
Q: When did Clinton's friends become sure that he had political ambitions? A: When he married outside of his family.
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Doctor Doctor I feel like
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor Doctor I feel like biscuits! What, you mean those square ones? Yes! The ones you put butter on? Yes! Oh, You're Crackers!
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The boss called one of his employees into the office. “Rob,” he said, “you’ve been with the company for a year. You started off in the post room, one week later you were promoted to a sales position, and one month after that you were promoted to district manager of the sales department. “Just four short months later, you were promoted to vice-chairman. Now it’s time for me to retire, and I want you to take over the company. “What do you say to that?” “Thanks,” said the employee. “Thanks?” the boss replied. “Is that all you can say?” “I suppose not,” the employee said. “Thanks, Dad.”