Doctor: Nurse, how is that little
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night? Nurse: No change yet.
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These four guys were walking down the street, a
| Ethnic jokes
These four guys were walking down the street, a Saudi, a Russian, a North Korean, and a New Yorker. A reporter comes running up and says, "Excuse me, what is your opinion about the meat shortage?" The Saudi says, "What's a shortage?" The Russian says, "What's meat?" The North Korean says,
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Which two letters of the alphabet are
| Letter jokes
Which two letters of the alphabet are nothing? MT (empty) .
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Why are bats blind?
| Blind jokes
Why are bats blind? Well, your eyesight wouldn't be too good if you hung upside down all day would it?'
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Once there was a millionaire
| Humor jokes
Once there was a millionaire who had a collection of live alligators. He kept them in a pool at the back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single. One day, he decides to throw a huge party. During the party he announces, "My dear guests, I have a propositi
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How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse ? Try picking them up !