An Irishman went into a post office to see if

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What did the great Ape shout to the pilots who tried to shoot him off the skyscraper? Listen, hotshots, don't monkey around with me!

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What did the rich socialite's parrot

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What did the rich socialite's parrot say? Polly want a cracker, with cavier please!

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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a

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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ? Big holes all over Australia !

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How do long distance runners send e-mail? On the sprin-ternet.

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Q: What is the difference between a trombone and a trumpet? A: A trombone will bend before it breaks.

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An Irishman went into a post office to see if there were any letters for him. “I’ll see, sir,” said the clerk. “What is your name?” “You’re having me on now because I’m Irish,” said the Irishman. “Won’t you see the name on the envelope?”