Q: Why don't blind people skydive?
| Blind jokes
Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
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A guy comes
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand. The turtle's one eye is black and blue, two of his legs are bandaged, and his whole shell is taped together with duct tape. The bartender looks at the guy and asks: "What's wrong with your turtle?" "Not a thing," the man responds, thi
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What kind of meat do you give a stupid dog
| Dog jokes
What kind of meat do you give a stupid dog ? Chump chops !
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Casey married a rich widow, but they didn't
| Marriage jokes
Casey married a rich widow, but they didn't get along. One day she said to him, "If it wasn't for my money, that new television wouldn't be here. If it wasn't for my money, that grand piano wouldn't be here. If it wasn't for my money, this house wouldn't be here." Casey mumbled, "If it wasn't
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How can you tell the difference between a
| Banana jokes
How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana? Try picking it up. If you can't, it's either a monster or a giant banana.
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What did the rich socialite’s parrot say? Polly want a cracker, with cavier please!