What do cat actors say on stage ?
| Cat jokes
What do cat actors say on stage ? Tabby or not tabby !
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First monster: I
| Monster jokes
First monster: I have a hunch. Second monster: I thought you were a funny shape.
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There was this man who was in a
| Business jokes
There was this man who was in a horrible accident, and was injured. But the only permanent damage he suffered was the amputation of both of his ears. As a result of this 'unusual' handicap, he was very self-conscious about his having no ears. Because of the accident, he received a large sum
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Staring down from the bench to announce the
| Divorce jokes
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms of the divorce decree, the judge turned to the husband and said: "I'm going to award her alimony in the amount of $250 a month." To which the woman's about-to-be ex replied: "That's mighty kind of you, judge. I'll try to help her all I can, too."
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What's worse than a giraffe with a sore
| Aardvark jokes
What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? An aardvark with the sniffles!
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Q: How did a blind man meet his wife? A: On a blind date!