What’s grey, stands in a river when it

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a

| Snowman jokes

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a snowman? Frostbite.

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What game do little cows like to play?

| Cow jokes

What game do little cows like to play? Moonopoly.

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Q: Where does Napolean keep his armies?

| History jokes

Q: Where does Napolean keep his armies? A: In his sleevies!

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How many physiotherapists

| Doctor and nurse jokes

How many physiotherapists does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just give the dead bulb some exercises to do and hope it will be working a bit better the next time they see it.

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How do you stop an angry elephant from

| Elephant jokes

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ? Take away it's credit cards !

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What’s grey, stands in a river when it rains and doesn’t get wet ? An elephant with an umbrella !