What did the female mushroom say

There were three guys in a bar. Two are

| Marriage jokes

There were three guys in a bar. Two are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives. The third remains silent. After a while, one of the first two turned to the third and sez "Well... What about you, what sort of control do you have over your wife ?" "Well, on our honeymoo

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What happened to Ray when he met the

| Monster jokes

What happened to Ray when he met the man-eating monster? He became an ex-Ray.

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Sign at restaurant reads:

| Restaurant jokes

Sign at restaurant reads: Eat here diet home'

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Why does Father Christmas go down

| Christmas jokes

Why does Father Christmas go down chimneys? Because they soot him!

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What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog ?

| Frog jokes

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog ? A croaker spaniel !

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What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom? “He’s a real fun guy [fungi].”