Doctor: Nurse, how is that little

Q: How do you know

| Ethnic jokes

Q: How do you know you're flying over Poland? A: Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.

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Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking

| Snake jokes

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a python. Oh you can't get round me like that, you know.

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How does Santa Claus take pictures?

| Christmas jokes

How does Santa Claus take pictures? With his North Pole-aroid.

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Q: How are Boris Becker and President Clinton

| Clinton jokes

Q: How are Boris Becker and President Clinton alike? A: Both aren't as successful when they're not on grass.

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One day, a blonde and her friend were walking

| Blonde jokes

One day, a blonde and her friend were walking through the park. Suddenly, the blonde's friend said, "Oh, look, a dead birdie!" The blonde looked up and said, "Where?"

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Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night? Nurse: No change yet.