Why are bats blind?

Why did the tornado get

| Weather jokes

Why did the tornado get arrested? -For speeding, theft, vandalism, assault and murder

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Garden Water Features

| Book title jokes

Garden Water Features by Lily Pond

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What is an astronomer?

| Space jokes

What is an astronomer? A night watchman with a college education.

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Why did the angel lose her job?

| Heaven and hell jokes

Why did the angel lose her job? She had harp failure.

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Your head is sooooo bald I mistook you

| Hair and bald jokes

Your head is sooooo bald I mistook you for a green rabbit.

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Why are bats blind? Well, your eyesight wouldn’t be too good if you hung upside down all day would it?’