Why is a toothless dog like a tree?
| Teeth jokes
Why is a toothless dog like a tree? It has more bark than bite.
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What do you call a fish with no eyes ?
| Fishing jokes
What do you call a fish with no eyes ? Fish !
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A fellow was following a truck in heavy
| Car and train jokes
A fellow was following a truck in heavy traffic. Every block or so, when they were stopped at a stop light, the driver of the truck would jump out of the cab with a big stick and bang on the side of the cargo bay. He'd then jump back into the cab in time to drive away when the signal chan
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Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing double. Please sit on the couch. Which one!
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Comments made
| Computer jokes
Comments made by Programmers when their programs don't work: Strange... I've never heard about that. It did work yesterday. Well, the program needs some fixing. How is this possible? The machine seems to be broken. Has the operating system been updated? The user has made an error again. The
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What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him? Because he didn’t want to walk in his sleep.