What do you call an alien surfing
| Internet jokes
What do you call an alien surfing the Internet? e-t.
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A tourist is picked up by a cabbie in
| Car and train jokes
A tourist is picked up by a cabbie in New York on a dark night. The passenger taps the driver on the shoulder to ask him something. The driver screams, loses control of the car, nearly hits a bus, drives up on the sidewalk, and stops inches from a shop window. For a second everything went quie
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Why type of lightning likes to play
| Weather jokes
Why type of lightning likes to play sports? -Ball lightning
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Why is your nose in the middle of your
| Face jokes
Why is your nose in the middle of your face? Because it is the scenter (centre).
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At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate
| Dirty jokes
At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth." Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. He goes home, and as he is greeted by his mother he says,
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Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing double. Please sit on the couch. Which one!