What’s a snakes favourite TV program ?

Two Rabbits are running from a group of foxes.

| Rabbit jokes

Two Rabbits are running from a group of foxes. They hide in a pile of hay, one rabbit says to the other one "ok we can run for it or we can stay here and out number them. And the other rabbit says, "were going to run for it you idiot I'm your brother.

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What do you get if you cross a bee with a

| Bird jokes

What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot? An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!

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Little

| Funny jokes - 50 best jokes

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?" When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin a

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I have a friend who is a pilot on a

| Aviation jokes

I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747. I said "Hi Jack." He shot me.

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Why did the little pig hide the soap?

| Pig jokes

Why did the little pig hide the soap? He heard the farmer yell, "Hogwash!"

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What’s a snakes favourite TV program ? Monty Python!