What happened when the shaggy dog
| Dog jokes
What happened when the shaggy dog swallowed a teaspoon? He wasn't able to stir.
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Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in the USA by
| Dog jokes
Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in the USA by boat and one says to the other, "I hear that the occupants of this country actually eat dogs." "Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do." Nodding emphatically, the mother superior po
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Which is the meat patties' least favourite day
| Burger jokes
Which is the meat patties' least favourite day of the week? Fry-day!
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A sweet little boy
| Children jokes
A sweet little boy surprised his grandmother one morning and brought her a cup of coffee. He made it himself and was so proud. He anxiously waited to hear the verdict on the quality of the coffee. The grandmother had never in her life had such a bad cup of coffee, and as she forced down the
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Why is Russia a very fast country ?
| Ethnic jokes
Why is Russia a very fast country ? Because the people are always Russian !
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I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747. I said “Hi Jack.” He shot me.