Policeman: Why did
| Car and train jokes
Policeman: Why did you stop your car, get out, and yell "coward" at the traffic signal? Motorist: The light just turned yellow.
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Only in America do we chain $2.00 ink pens to
| Ethnic jokes
Only in America do we chain $2.00 ink pens to the counter but leave our $58,000 cars out in the driveway.
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Q: How many MP's
| Political jokes
Q: How many MP's does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how it's done.
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How many men does it take to change a roll of
| Men jokes
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? No one knows, it's never happened.
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First girl: I spend hours in front of the mirror
| Beauty jokes
First girl: I spend hours in front of the mirror admiring my beauty. Do you think that's vanity? Second girl: No, it's imagination.
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Which is the meat patties’ least favourite day of the week? Fry-day!