Little Mary was not the best

A famous professor of surgery

| Heaven and hell jokes

A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate he was asked by the gatekeeper: 'Have you ever committed a sin you truly regret?' 'Yes,' the professor ansvered. 'When I was a young candidate at the hospital of Saint Lucas, we played soccer against at team from the Communi

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Why are mosquitos religious ?

| Insect jokes

Why are mosquitos religious ? They prey on you !

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Five Englishmen

| Car and train jokes

Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border. The Italian customer agent stops them and tells them: "Itsa illegal to putta fiva people ina Quattro." "What do you mean it's illegal?" asked the Englishmen. "Quattro means four," replies the Italian official. "Quattro is

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Why did the boxer date the pretty girl? Because

| Humor jokes

Why did the boxer date the pretty girl? Because she was a knockout!

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Do you like my new baby sister ?

| Brother and sister jokes

Do you like my new baby sister ? The stalk bought her. Hmm, it looks as if the stalk dropped her on her head.

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Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, “Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?” When Mary didn’t stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. “God Almighty!” shouted Mary, and the teacher said, “Very good,” and Mary fell back asleep. A while later the teacher asked Mary, “Who is our Lord and Savior,” but Mary didn’t even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue, and stuck her again. “Jesus Christ!” shouted Mary, and the teacher said, “Very good,” and Mary fell back asleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question. “What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?” And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, “If you stick that damn thing in me one m ore time, I’ll break it in half!”