An Irishman goes for a
| Business jokes
An Irishman goes for a job on a building site. The man says, "Can you brew tea?" The Irishman says, "Yes." "Good. Can you drive a fork lift?" The Irishman looks at him and asksy, "Why? How big is the teapot?"
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Q. What did the cannibal's wife give her
| Cannibal jokes
Q. What did the cannibal's wife give her husband when he came home late for dinner? A. The cold shoulder.
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What do bees do if they want to use public
| Insect jokes
What do bees do if they want to use public transport ? Wait at a buzz stop !
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A motorist ran into a shop.
| Car and train jokes
A motorist ran into a shop. "Do you own a black and white cat?" he asked. "No," replied the manager. "Oh dear," said the motorist, "I must have run over a nun."
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How did the soggy
| Easter jokes
How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself? With a hare dryer!
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Why is a toothless dog like a tree? It has more bark than bite.