An old drunk stumbles into a confessional.
| Religious jokes
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional. After not hearing anything for a while the Priest knocked on the wall. The drunk said forget it buddy there's no paper in here either.
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What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with
| Mouse jokes
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk ? Dirty looks from the mouse !
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Q. What do tired line dancers do?
| Dance jokes
Q. What do tired line dancers do? A. They Line Down 🙂
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What kind of ants are very learned ?
| Ant jokes
What kind of ants are very learned ? Pedants !
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First Spaceman: I'm hungry.
| Space jokes
First Spaceman: I'm hungry. Second Spaceman: So am I, it must be launch time !
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A young woman goes to her doctor complaining that the insides of her upper thighs have turned green. The doctor examined her and asked her if by any chance she went out with a Romany. When she said yes the doctor said “Well tell him his ear rings aren’t real gold!!!”