How do stones
| Insect jokes
How do stones stop moths eating your clothes ? Because rolling stones gather no moths !
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How did the farmer find his lost cow?
| Cow jokes
How did the farmer find his lost cow? He tractor down
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Did you hear about the stupid wizard?
| Idiot and fool jokes
Did you hear about the stupid wizard? He couldn't remember if he used to be forgetful.
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Q: What do a viola and a lawsuit
| Music jokes
Q: What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common? A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.
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Q: How many Russian leaders does it take to
| Ethnic jokes
Q: How many Russian leaders does it take to change a light bulb? A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs. A: None, the old bulb is just suffering from a cold.
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A retired four-star general ran into his former orderly, also retired, in a Manhattan bar and spent the rest of the evening persuading him to come work for him as his valet. “Your duties will be exactly the same as they were in the army,” the general said. “Nothing to it – you’ll catch on again fast.” Next morning promptly at eight o’clock, the ex-orderly entered the ex-general’s bedroom, pulled open the drapes, gave the general a gentle shake, strode around the other side of the bed, spanked his employer’s wife on her bottom and said, “OK, sweetheart, it’s back to the village for you.”