Teacher: That's the stupidest boy in
| Idiot and fool jokes
Teacher: That's the stupidest boy in the whole school. Mother: That's my son. Teacher: Oh! I'm so sorry. Mother: You're sorry?
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The bartender asks him
| Lawyer jokes
The bartender asks him "What'll you have?". The guy answers, "A scotch, please". The bartender hands him the drink, and says "That'll be five dollars", to which he replies "What are you talking about? I don't owe you anything for this". A lawyer, sitting nearby and overhearing the conversa
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What is the wasps' favorite song?
| Insect jokes
What is the wasps' favorite song? Just a Spoonful of Sugar.
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Diner: May I please have a glass of
| Waiter jokes
Diner: May I please have a glass of water? Waiter: Why, are you thirsty? Diner: No, I want to see if my neck leaks.
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Did you hear about the nurse who died
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Did you hear about the nurse who died and went straight to hell? It took her two weeks to realize that she wasn't at work anymore!
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What should you call a polite, friendly, kind, good looking monster? A failure.