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What do you call a rich frog ?

| Frog jokes

What do you call a rich frog ? A golf blooded reptile !

Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies

| Music jokes

Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other and tell him what life in Heaven is like. Poor Max has a heart attack and dies. He manages to make contact with Abe the next day. Abe says, "I can't believe this worked! So what is it like in Heaven?" Max replies,

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I saw the most beautiful

| Car and train jokes

I saw the most beautiful cars in the window of a dealership recently. A sales man came out and said: 'Come on in. They're bigger than ever and they last a lifetime! Later I learned he was talking about the payments.

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