Sam's girlfriend's birthday was the same
| Birthday jokes
Sam's girlfriend's birthday was the same day as his father's. He bought his girlfriend a bottle of perfume and his father a pistol. He wrapped the perfume and wrote a note to his girlfriend, saying, 'Use this all over yourself and think of me. Unfortunately he put the note on his father's pr
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Q: How many senators does it take
| Political jokes
Q: How many senators does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two to sponsor the bill and thirty-three to constitute a quorum.
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Tad looked up from the book on ancient history
| Parent jokes
Tad looked up from the book on ancient history he was reading and asked his father, "Pop, what's a millennium?" "Well," he muttered, "I think it's something like a centennial, only it has more legs!"
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Where do spiders play their FA Cup final
| Sport jokes
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final ? Webley stadium !
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Insurance agent to would-be client: "Don't
| Salesmen jokes
Insurance agent to would-be client: "Don't let me frighten you into a hasty decision. Sleep on it tonite. If you wake in the morning, give me a call then and let me know.
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Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?” “Because it doesn’t taste as good if I stuff it in my ears.”