Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I
| School jokes
Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you? Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!
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Q: How many Americans does it take to change a
| Ethnic jokes
Q: How many Americans does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Two. One to replace it and one to tell him it was burned out (in states that still have car-inspection laws.) A: Three. One to stand on the ladder, and two to carry enough light bulbs until one is found that isn't defective. A: 250
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Where did the dog breeder keep his savings ? In
| Dog jokes
Where did the dog breeder keep his savings ? In bark-lays bank !
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One day Mullah was beating his donkey
| Various animal jokes
One day Mullah was beating his donkey in a remote place. A man saw him and asked: why are you beating the poor animal. Sorry, said Mullah, is it a member of your family?
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What do you call a horse that plays the
| Horse jokes
What do you call a horse that plays the violin? Fiddler on the hoof!
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When is a bicycle not a bicycle? When it turns into a driveway.