A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets
| Heaven and hell jokes
A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks GOD if he can ask him a few questions. "Sure," GOD says, "Go right ahead". "OK," the man says. "Why did you make women so pretty?" GOD says, "So you would like them." "OK," the guy says. "But how come you made them so beautiful?" "S
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Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City?
| Dog jokes
Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City? To see who shot his "paw."
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Why was the monster sitting in his Easter
| Easter jokes
Why was the monster sitting in his Easter basket? He was trying to hatch his peanut butter eggs!
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What do cows get when they are sick?
| Cow jokes
What do cows get when they are sick? Hay Fever
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Judge: Why did you steal
| Criminal jokes
Judge: Why did you steal that bird? Prisoner: For a lark, sir.
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What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary’s ear? He had his first taste of Christianity!