Why did the stupid racing car driver
| Car and train jokes
Why did the stupid racing car driver make ten pit stops during the Grand Prix? He was asking for directions.
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Do you feel like a glass of carrot juice?
| Food jokes
Do you feel like a glass of carrot juice? Why? Do I look like one?
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Customer: Why did
| Hair and bald jokes
Customer: Why did you take off so much hair? Barber: I didn't, nature beat me to it.
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Why is it so cold at Christmas?
| Christmas jokes
Why is it so cold at Christmas? It's in Decembrrrrr.
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What did one rock pool say to the other rock
| Humor jokes
What did one rock pool say to the other rock pool? Show me your mussels.
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Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies? Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup? .